You know the feeling.
That sudden, irresistible, soul-deep need to rip throttle and disappear into the night like a caffeinated bat out of hell.
That’s not a craving — that’s the Zoomies.
This shirt is based on a wonderful female racer friend of mine.
This high-impact comic-style tee captures the sheer feral energy of going full throttle with no thoughts, just vibes, and probably a few speeding violations. Designed for the rider who treats roads like racetracks (responsibly-ish).
💥 Features:
• Dynamic comic panel art with bold ZOOMIES! callout
• Motorcycle silhouette — sleek, ungovernable, iconic
• For sport bike demons, night riders, and dopamine chasers
• High-contrast colors that say "I accelerate emotionally"
• Sizes XS–5XL (we don't gatekeep velocity)
🔥 Perfect for gifting to:
• Your track-day obsessed bestie
• Speed gremlins with nice helmets
• Yourself, because your soul just redlined
🛠️ Specs:
• Unisex fit
• Soft cotton/poly blend — breathable at max velocity
• Printed with precision and a slight twitch of chaos
• Color: Black with a red/yellow graphic you can hear just by looking at it
✨ Designed by Icarus Fidget — where ADHD meets asphalt and squirrels get aerodynamic.
100% cursed. 0% mainstream.
