Welcome to Atropia — jewel of the [redacted] region, land of breathtaking steppe vistas, world-class hospitality, and one (1) internationally disputed border.
This retro-style souvenir shirt features the proud Atropian flag, perfect for showing off your “travels” to friends who will absolutely pretend to know where that is. Whether you “visited” during an exotic getaway, a humanitarian mission, or an extremely realistic training exercise, this shirt is your proof.
Highlights of Atropia:
Lush green plains (ideal for armored vehicle maneuvers)
Historic cities with bustling markets selling authentic knockoffs
Delicious national cuisine, best enjoyed in the company of foreign advisors
Locals who will 100% try to sell you a goat at some point
Zero official recognition by the United Nations — so exclusive!
Details:
100% cotton — softer than Atropian yak wool
High-quality print — won’t fade even after three simulated deployments
Unisex fit
Printed on demand (definitely not in Atropia)
⚡ 100% cursed. 0% mainstream. Perfect for globetrotters, worldbuilders, and people who like their souvenirs with a side of suspicion.
