Ever looked at a motorcycle exhaust and thought, “Needs more ketchup?” Us neither. But here we are.
The Vans & Heinz tee is a deeply cursed tribute to the legendary Vance & Hines motorcycle exhaust brand — misheard, misunderstood, and reimagined as the unholy lovechild of skate culture and backyard burgers.
Perfect for
Skaters who can’t drive stick
Bikers who only ride to Wendy’s
People who heard “Vance & Hines” once and immediately got hungry
100% cursed. 0% mainstream. Designed by Icarus Fidget — where weird meets wearable.
