unstablePrincess Code Shirt, Funny JavaScript Goblin Energy Tee, Developer Chaos Apparel

Finally: a programming shirt for the coders who’ve cried into their keyboards AND summoned demons via Git.

The queer devs, the ADHD code gremlins, and the feral tech witches of the world.

No generic “trust me I’m an engineer” nonsense — this is for the ones who screech in the repo, cast spells with semicolons, and deploy with reckless abandon.

Perfect for:

• 🧙‍♀️ Full-stack forest goblins
• 🔥 Bug summoners with hotfix PTSD
• 🧠 Neurospicy devs who name variables after their moods
• 💅 Enbies who compile and hex

⚙️ FEATURES:

• Unisex fit — ideal for sprints, debugging, or mental collapse

• Soft cotton/poly blend — soft enough to nap in under your desk

• Monospace white text on black for max dev-core aesthetics

• Sizes XS–5XL because chaos is inclusive ✨ Designed by Icarus Fidget — where code crashes, squirrels debug, and magic is just syntax with better styling. 100% cursed. 0% production-safe.