The bisexual cousin of “Force of Nature” who drinks too much espresso and may or may not hex your car.
It gives queer chaos, neurodivergent meltdown energy, anti-passing pride, and proud problem on purpose™ vibes.
You weren’t born to blend in. You were born to catastrophize everything with flair, panic, and a questionable amount of enthusiasm.
This simple yet powerful shirt reads “UnNatural Disaster” — a battle cry for queer folks, neurospicy weirdos, and general-purpose agents of entropy.
Perfect for:
- ⚡ Anyone who triggers HR by existing
- 🌈 The rainbow in the storm
- 🧠 Walking executive dysfunction in eyeliner
- 🔥 People who left “subtle” behind four hyperfixations ago
💣 FEATURES:
• Unisex fit — made for disaster bodies of all types
• Soft cotton/poly blend — meltdown-friendly and soft on the soul
• White text on black for max drama
• Sizes XS–5XL because the disaster is expansive
✨ Designed by Icarus Fidget — where wings melt, squirrels scream, and queer chaos reigns.
100% cursed. 0% cis-hetero expectations.
