These Are Not the Cryptids Youre Looking For Tee Funny Bigfoot SciFi Mashup Shirt

Sasquatch? Never heard of him. The “These Are Not the Cryptids You’re Looking For” tee is the perfect fusion of cryptid lore and sci-fi sarcasm. Featuring a shadowy Bigfoot silhouette and a blocky, Jedi-mind-trick-style font, this shirt lets the world know you’re here to deny everything... convincingly. Great for conspiracy theorists, monster hunters, tinfoil hat wearers, and believers who love a good inside joke. Soft cotton, unisex fit, sizes S–5XL. Designed by Icarus Fidget — where weird meets wearable. Wear it to Bigfoot conventions, local forests, or just to avoid small talk at the gas station. The Force is strong with this one — but the evidence is blurry.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean