These Are Not the Cryptids You Are Looking For,Funny Bigfoot Shirt, Nerdy Paranormal Tee, Sasquatch Mothman Urban Legend Gift

For when you want to blend in but your definition of "blend in" involves subtle Bigfoot silhouettes and Jedi mind tricks. This black unisex t-shirt features a faint, shadowy cryptid in the background (for plausible deniability), with the text:

“These are not the cryptids you are looking for”

— printed in glitchy, pixelated type straight out of a cursed government database.

Perfect for:

• Lurking in forests at night without attracting too much Mothman attention.
• Poking fun at both cryptid hunters and those who “don’t believe” (bless their mundane little hearts).
• Convention wear, ghost tours, or just casual Friday at your day job in the deep state.

Details

• 100% soft cotton (comfier than hiding in a cabin in the woods)
• High-quality print — will survive accidental portal jumps through dimensions
• Unisex sizing
• Printed on demand because mass production is for the normies

⚡ 100% cursed. 0% mainstream. Summon yours now before the Men in Black scrub this listing.