Finally, a band tour shirt for people who’ve never played MSG, but have absolutely rocked the single gas station in Lost Springs, Wyoming.
This black unisex tee features a front placeholder “band logo” and a full back tour list — except instead of major cities, it’s a lovingly curated lineup of the smallest towns in the United States. We’re talking single-digit populations, post office gossip, and places where everyone knows your name (because there are literally five people).
Why you need it:
- Perfect conversation starter: “Where’s Hibbert’s Gore, ME?” “Funny you should ask…”
- A must-have for fake bands, road trip nerds, and small-town legends.
- Great gift for musicians, wanderers, or anyone who wants to confuse hipsters.
Details:
- 100% soft cotton — comfier than your hometown diner booth
- Durable print — will survive small-town bar fights and big-city laundry
- Unisex sizing
- Printed on demand (no soulless arena merch tables here)
⚡ 100% cursed. 0% mainstream. Take the scenic route — and wear the t-shirt.
Band Bio
Band Name: Municipal Wastewater
(“Because we flow through every small town in America”)
Formed accidentally at a rummage sale in Centralia, PA, Municipal Wastewater is the only band dedicated to bringing face-melting riffs and questionable pyrotechnics to America’s least populated towns.
The lineup:
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Randy “Dumpsterfire” McGraw – Vocals / Lawnmower maintenance
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Sheila “Goose Knife” Hernandez – Lead guitar / Goose control
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Todd “Truck Nutz” Emmerson – Bass / Bass boat operator
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Kevin – Drums / Kevin
They’ve played legendary venues like:
- The parking lot behind Lotsee, OK’s only Dairy Queen
- Hibbert’s Gore, ME (technically a swamp)
- Warm River, ID’s annual “Lamp Festival”
Their music is described as:
“If doom metal married bluegrass and then divorced in front of the Dollar General.” — The Bonanza Gazette
Merch? DIY. Pyro? Mostly fireworks from a trunk. Groupies? A raccoon named Dennis who won’t leave the van.
Municipal Wastewater’s “Too Small to Fail Tour” is the ultimate salute to the overlooked dots on the map — 20 towns, total combined population: about 150, give or take a couple seasonal residents.
MUNICIPAL WASTEWATER — Live From the Dairy Queen Parking Lot (Demo 2025)
Burned onto a CD-R with “MWW DEMO” sharpied on it, sold out of the band van for $5 and a Mountain Dew.
MUNICIPAL WASTEWATER — Live From the Dairy Queen Parking Lot (Demo 2025)
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Population: Me – 47 seconds of feedback before the first verse kicks in.
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Mayor’s My Landlord – Anthemic chorus, smells faintly of propane.
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Goose Knife (Sheila’s Revenge) – 9-minute doomgrass epic about a poultry-related incident in Hibbert’s Gore.
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Last Train to Bonanza – Spoiler: the train hasn’t run since 1983.
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Warm River, Cold Beer – Closing track, recorded live with Dennis the raccoon accidentally on backing vocals.
