A grim-faced forest grandmother stares deep into your soul and delivers three truths:
🔪 You’re weak
🩸 Your bloodline is weak
❄️ You won’t survive the winter
Equal parts cursed and motivational (in a “get off your ass or die cold” kind of way), this hauntingly hilarious shirt blends grim folklore vibes with deadpan meme energy.
Perfect for dark humor lovers, fantasy nerds, and anyone who uses passive-aggressive hexes as love language.
🧝♀️ Ultra-soft unisex fit
🧝♀️ Gothic folk horror meets internet snark
🧝♀️ Designed by Icarus Fidget – 100% cursed. 0% mainstream. Survive winter. Or don’t. She warned you.
