We don't ask for permission.
We bring the payload.
This shirt features a majestic siege weapon — the trebuchet — and the lawless phrase “No Permit Required,” because who needs zoning when you’ve got momentum?
Perfect for:
⚔️ Chaotic neutral friends who would 100% launch a goblin for fun
🛠️ TTRPG players who chose “Artificer” and “Menace to Society”
🛡️ History nerds who think OSHA is a state of mind
🌌 Goblincore warlords with a dream and no building codes
✦ DETAILS ✦
• Unisex fit — comfy for all your hurling needs
• Soft cotton/poly blend – breathable while evading authorities
• Crisp trebuchet graphic & bold anarchist energy
• Sizes XS–5XL for siege engineers of all shapes
• Color: Black, like your intentions
🎁 Makes an amazing gift for:
• Engineers with a dark sense of humor
• Dungeon Masters who say “roll for launch”
• The chaotic friend you’d absolutely let build a war machine
✨ Designed by Icarus Fidget — where squirrels build siege engines and fly too close to the sun.
✨ 100% cursed. 0% mainstream.
