This is high-camp, high-class biological absurdity.
It’s got that Victorian calligraphy meets cursed ornithology fact energy. It whispers elegance. It screams “please don’t Google it in public.” It's got ✨ornithosexual power✨.
Unholy grail of a shirt. Sophisticated. Mysterious. Anatomically disturbing. T
his elegant design boldly states “My Cloaca is Massive” in delicate script — the kind of font you'd see on a wedding invitation or the final form of a deranged biology major.
Perfect for:
🦢 Bird girls, bird gays, and bird brained individuals
📚 Queer cryptid scholars and feral naturalists
🐓 Anyone who can say “cloaca” with full confidence and eye contact
🧠 People whose sense of humor has irreparably evolved
✨ FEATURES:
• Unisex fit — built for all genders and bird-adjacent entities
• Soft cotton/poly blend — comfy enough to molt in
• Bold white typography: uppercase for the science, script for the ✨drama✨
• Sizes XS–5XL, because cloacal power is limitless
✨ Designed by Icarus Fidget — the cursed taxidermy bin of the fashion world. 100% cursed.
