Where Weird Meets Wearable
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Summon the sacred squawk with Goosphomet — a divine fusion of chaos magick and long-necked menace.
This goose hath stared into the void… and honked.
A perfect tee for witches, heretics, cryptid fanatics, and those who know geese are the real apex predators.
Equal parts occult and unhinged, this shirt is your ticket to starting a cult in a cul-de-sac.
🪿 Soft, unisex fit — perfect for rituals, lakeside drama, or fighting God
🔥 Features the flaming crown of enlightenment and pure honking wrath
🐿️ Designed by Icarus Fidget — where weird meets wearable, and ducks fear to tread 100% cursed. 0% mainstream. Final boss of the witch pond.
