Have you got a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome? Well, now you can wear your undying love for the most tragically named Roman in cinematic history.
The “Biggus Dickus” tee is a laurel-crowned tribute to NOT Monty, NOR Python’s Life of (some dude named) Brian, for all you blasphemous little heretics and holy gourd-wielders out there.
Crafted for comedy cultists, irreverent rebels, and classic film nerds with a flair for the ridiculous, this shirt is 100% cursed, 0% mainstream — just like your sense of humor.
Pair it with sandals and a toga, or just yell “He has a wife, you know!” at strangers in the grocery store. Either way, you're summoning giggles and concerned glances.
Details:
Soft AF fabric perfect for surviving Roman interrogations
Unisex fit for any gender of centurion or conspirator
Designed by Icarus Fidget, where weird meets wearable May cause involuntary snort-laughs in public settings Wear it.
