Finally, a summoning circle you can actually finish without getting distracted halfway through.
This unisex black tee features a neon pink pentagram filled with the chaotic artifacts of an overstimulated soul: a fidget spinner, gummy bear, skull, d20-style dice, random bone, and whatever that blue blob of mysterious power is. Perfect for ADHD witches, chaotic gamers, and anyone who mixes their witchcraft with snack breaks.
Great for:
Game night and ritual night
Scaring PTA parents at school drop-off
Looking like you might hex someone, but only after a nap
Details:
100% cotton — softer than your familiar’s fur
High-quality print — stays bright even after infinite laundry cycles
Unisex sizing
Printed on demand, because mass production is for normies
⚡ 100% cursed. 0% mainstream. Summon snacks, spells, and side quests — all at once.
